101 Members of Congress Who Should be Worried in the Wake of the Anthony Weiner Penis Scandal

June 20, 2011

  1. Benjamin Closetgay
  2. Jebediah Slaveowner
  3. Allison Cumstain
  4. Larry Joseph Klansman
  5. Mitch McMethdealer
  6. Orrin Holocaust-Denier
  7. Jon Kylda-Stripper
  8. Timmothy Buttplug
  9. Bette Ondogfighting
  10. John Barbrawl
  11. Jeff Hungaman
  12. Roy Blunt
  13. Diana DeDungeonmaster
  14. Steven T. Childbride
  15. Randy Nwordtattoo
  16. Jose Cakefart
  17. Jon Huntedandkilledaman
  18. Dick Cheese
  19. Michael Fetushockey
  20. Jefferson T. Kidneysalesman
  21. Alexander McPedophile
  22. Josiah Bieberstalker
  23. Kenneth Gloryhole
  24. Barbara P. Mouthtoilet
  25. Judd Bloodmatzoh
  26. Jerome P. Leatherlover
  27. Eleanor Queef
  28. Tyler Black-Lovechild
  29. Rebecca Babyseller
  30. Patrick Snufffilm
  31. Gregory Gaycruise
  32. Vanessa B. Sekscult
  33. Otto Fellator
  34. Cynthia Saysjap
  35. Armando Flasher
  36. Jay Marriedtosister
  37. Dorothy Clitoris
  38. Mommar Qaddafi
  39. Eleanor Holmes Intaxhavens
  40. Rod Fister
  41. Veronica Hasa Wang
  42. Chuck Satanist
  43. G. K. Hitlerson
  44. Frank LeBlowjob
  45. Louise Slaughter
  46. Gennifer Ladypenis
  47. Alexei Dracula
  48. Roderick Goochpiercing
  49. Timothy Gook
  50. Milton Hootersbaby
  51. Cynthia Bondagemask
  52. Larry Tits-Groper
  53. Tim Cannibal
  54. Chris Smegma
  55. Elijah E. Cummings
  56. Vivian A. Donkeyshow
  57. Chester Drugmule
  58. Douglas Jailbait
  59. Erika Vagina-Dentata
  60. Rik Amistad
  61. Veronica Jihad
  62. Wally Meatspin
  63. Pete Antichrist
  64. Christine Banksy
  65. Mario Ballart
  66. Jess Blumpkin
  67. Colleen Quaaludes
  68. Madeleine Z. Bordello
  69. Gary Footjob
  70. Joe Treason
  71. Tipper Dogbuttlik
  72. Christopher A. Coons
  73. Vincent P. Naziuniform
  74. Kay Peepshow
  75. Tom Gayscoutmaster
  76. Hansen Zodiac
  77. Olympia Snowball
  78. George Macaca
  79. Blanche Trampstamp
  80. Francisco Cantread
  81. W. A. R. Prophetier
  82. Craig Faggot
  83. Langdon Cockslap
  84. Phu Trans Wang
  85. Cybersex O’Brian
  86. Louise Buttsmuggler
  87. Arthur L. Eagly-Park
  88. Skeleton M. Closet
  89. Bill Clinton Nixon
  90. Teapot Dome
  91. Steve Stabbers
  92. Deborah Ada Condor
  93. John K. Cornhole
  94. Oscar Robot
  95. Shelley Moore Dildos
  96. Russell Trombone
  97. Armando Flasher
  98. Kendall Jizzumhat
  99. Boo Kaki
  100. Frederick C. Roofieman
  101. John Boehner

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